Siblings and Tumblr
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
Until your breathing stops, forever.
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[GROANS LOUDLY AND DISAPPOINTEDLY]
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid
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So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?